forever irriated

forever distressed

forever sassy

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

(via m00nrise-kingd0m)

sleepstrutting:

Important moment from today

sleepstrutting:

Important moment from today

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via pizza)

mel0dyy:

1st day of school blues

mel0dyy:

1st day of school blues

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

(Source: weheartit.com, via sendmetothecity)

"I used to be a good dancer.

Your mom was a good dancer.”

"What happened?"

"We just stopped dancing."

“If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad.”

—   My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: hrive-ithiliel, via serenatheteenagebitch)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via chrismadeatumblr)