forever irriated

forever distressed

forever sassy

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via pizza)

I feel like people will change their URL just to comment on a text post

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

bjorg-man:

watch this

I didn’t know what I expected tbh

(via laurafuckedshitup)

unb0yfriendable:

you are a celestial being

you are made of love and stardust 

and there is somebody that smiles every time they hear your name

you are precious 

please treat yourself kindly 

and remember that you are one of the universe’s few remaining treasures 

(Source: sundaegrrl, via lauvender)

“Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign.”

—   (via fawun)

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(Source: skullt-shirt, via witchitch-gurl)

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Me
1991995:

peter kaaden

1991995:

peter kaaden

(via pastperspectives)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via pizza)

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via manicdepressi0n)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via pizza)